O.M.G. Now I have heard everything! A report issued by a British Scientist (Professor Junk) has concluded that being gay is a major contributor to global warming!
Professor Junk claims that homosexual lifestyle activities such as partying in Ibiza and driving pimped up 4WD’s is one of the leading causes of global warming! (I am going to have to tell my friend who did this last year that he needs to come out of the closet?)
It comes as no surprise that Junk’s work is sponsored by the United Faith Science & Biblical Truth Foundation. The report forgot to mention anything about clearing forests to print Bibles or the fact that heterosexuals also go to Ibiza and like to own leather couches!
Homosexuals are destroying the planet. That’s the stunning conclusion of a report by a British scientist working for a worldwide research institute.
“Global warming is a gay issue,” said the organization’s chief para-scientist, Professor Helmut Junk at a press conference yesterday. “The heat generated in discos, bath houses, the manufacture of interior furnishings, leather tanning and the result of … um …. friction, is a major contributor to the global rise in mean temperature. There are also lifestyle issues, such as homosexuals’ liking for gas-guzzling Jeeps and the environmental impact of frequent vacations in Ibiza, Gran Canaria, San Francisco and Margate.”
He denied, however, that gays’ fondness for houseplants and gardening offsets their carbon footprint to a degree.
Prof Junk’s work is sponsored by the United Faith Science & Biblical Truth Foundation. According to the organization’s marketing material, “The UFS&BTF adopts a far more rigorous attitude to science than most scientists. The science community in general is all too willing to accept ideas — even the most bizarre and outlandish theories such as evolution, relativity and paleontology — based on little more than data, factual evidence and predictability. Our organization adopts a more selective and stringent approach. That’s because we go the extra mile and ensure that our ideas conform with the ultimate test of reason and commonsense — the Word of God.”
Source: Weekly World Inquisitor